The circle of death.

•January 14, 2009 • 5 Comments


Seeing as alot of my friends, family, readers and associates have foggy (at best) conceptions of what is really going on between IDF and Palestinians, I want to throw a couple of informational videos up to show the brutality and genocidal nature of the Israeli attacks in Gaza and the West Bank.

While I would like each of you to watch the videos under the cut, please know that some of these are very graphic.

Watch, learn, and go do research for yourself. As LeVar Burton says, don’t take my word for it.

Continue reading ‘The circle of death.’

Seen In Sac

•January 12, 2009 • Leave a Comment


Thought I would take this opportunity to let you guys know about Seen In Sac, a new photoblog I’ve setup. It’s simple, easy, and if you live in or around Sac, you would probably enjoy it!

In other words, it’s just like your momma. 

Check it out and lemme know what you think.

Real or Fake?

•January 10, 2009 • 6 Comments


Tell me which of the pictures under the cut are cgi and which are photographs. (NSFW)

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I’ve got a serious question I need help on…

•January 9, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Dear readers,

I need help sorting this out….very upset..
I have never asked for this type of help before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, “just some friends from work, you don’t
know them.”

I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I
usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my
wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last
night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her.

Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my LX150 so I could get
a good view of the whole area when she arrived home from a night out
with ‘the girls.’

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was
open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at this moment, crouching behind my Vespa, that I noticed the “LX 150” badge on the rear right cowl is gone.

The Vespa was brand new in July 08, do you think this is still covered under warranty?

[edit: After a couple very kind emails, I feel that I should state that my wife is not actually cheating on me, nor do I suspect she is. It’s just a joke. Ha ha. Funny, get it?]

[2nd edit: Also, I want to give credit to jwhcowan at modernvespa because I shameless stole his joke.]

Just watch it.

•January 8, 2009 • Leave a Comment


For some reason that I cannot fathom, this video just plain doesn’t want to show up in a wordpress post. I thought there was something wonky with the post, so I deleted it and created a new one. Still didn’t want to show up. Ok, maybe it’s not enabled by YouTube for embedding. Nope. 

So fuck it. Here’s a link, and you can just click on it like it was 1996. It’s worth the effort though, it’s the best operatic Lego machinima recreation of the best scene in Silence of the Lambs I’ve ever seen.

I swear.

He’s good enough, he’s smart enough, and gosh-darn it, fuck Ann Coulter.

•January 5, 2009 • 2 Comments

Its seems the Minnesota State Canvassing Board, whose job it is to settle squabbles over chairs between fully grown men, has declared that it has certified the recount in the senate race between incumbent Middle-aged White Guy #1 and Middle-aged White Guy #2. Middle-aged White Guy #2 being Al Franken.

In the spirit of celebration, here’s a clip of the man himself skewering Ms. Coulter at The Connecticut Forum.

I’m sick in the head, but I can see why one might want to hate fuck her like Chloe Metz.

-via CNN

Never lick a copy machine

•December 22, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Also, Disko and Flower… Dont lick your coffee table for the same reason. Or the hood of your Acura. Or your mom’s face.