The angry pirate played a rusty trombone

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A while back we were hanging out around Luciano’s firepit talking trash and we started trying to come up dirty sex acts a la the Rusty Trombone and the Dirty Sanchez. My friend Rebecca told us about the Chewbacca, where you nut on a girl’s face then pull out some pubes and throw them on her face, so as to resemble everyone’s favorite wookie. Someone else came up with the Secret Santa, which can only be done on Dec. 25th by jerking off into a tissue then sticking it to your sleeping girl’s forehead so when she wakes up in the morning she has a present waiting for her.

Well, this one puts all of those to shame. Behold the Angry Pirate. As described by the Urban Dictionary:

When a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. This will cause his partner to shut the eye with the semen in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the man when kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming “ARRRGHH!” in pain.

That’s some harsh ass shit. I only know one mother fucker that would pull that shit, and yeah, I’m looking at you Mohammed.

 

~ by skipjenkins on November 14, 2007.

5 Responses to “The angry pirate played a rusty trombone”

  1. Why hello my little Snake Charmer.

  2. I love you.

  3. How are you, you sexy sexy bastard!

  4. …I think I’ll stick to the missionary position, if you don’t mind. Less harm will come to me that way.

  5. Cody, sometimes you just stick your her head under your leg under her toe…

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