An examination of Evangeline Lilly
I look through my search terms from time to time, both for laughs and to see what you folks are looking for so I can give it to you on a silver platter. Well, for some reason, you guys really really wanted pictures of Evangeline Lilly in the last couple days, which is odd since Lost is on hiatus. My feelings on that whole fiasco deserve another (or is it an Other) post in their own right, because I’m getting to the point where I either need to start re-watching from season one to brush up, or just stop giving a shit about the show as a whole (a la Sopranos). Needless to say, I’ve got way too many brain activity cycles invested to make the second a viable option. At any rate, I’ve tirelessly scoured the net for you cats and kittens and I’ve assembled the highlights, complete with all the fleshy goodness, under the cut, as well as a few goodies for the ladies.
Also, for the genuine Losties in the room, the ultimate Lost mind fuck is at the very end.
1) EL in the airport. You would be surprised how many pictures there are on the internet of her dragging luggage through the airport. 2) A bit too made-up for my tastes, but still hot. 3) EL was one of those “pick up the phone” girls you see on the commercials late at night. But she’s canadian, so I suppose it was more “pick up the phone eh.” 4) EL’s house caught fire. This picture is hot, but in a different way. A way that doesn’t make my pants tight. 5) Speaks for itself. 6) Someone somewhere had to take quite some time to photoshop this one (or should I say “edited using Adobe Photoshop software“). I guess whoever did this figured having to switch pictures was just too much, and he needed his other hand free too. 7) I kinda think EL looks like Michelle Trachtenberg in this one. 8) Yeah, apparently EL likes to flip off paparazzi too. 9) Badunkadunk. That is all. 10) I get a prom feel off this one. Don’t know why.
And a few so as not to neglect the ladies. Gotta please the ladies.
Ok, I’ve teased you enough. Finally, the really juicy shit. Let me set the scene. The event has just happened, the hatch implodes, Desmond is thrown through time and the big purple light flashes in the sky. The event is detected by the arctic listening post and the operator makes a call to Penny, waking her.
The arctic station listening post operator is Jack…
Go ahead. Look at the full-size version. Study the bump on the ridge of the nose, the earlobes, and the way the beard comes in. I have no idea what implications this has in light of the flash-forewards and Desmond’s time hijinx, but I don’t think anyone can deny these are the same person. If you do, leave a comment and make your case.
Peace. I’m going to go get ready to keep a little ball out of a box.